North American Network Operators Group Date Prev | Date Next | Date Index | Thread Index | Author Index | Historical Re: Certified ISP Engineer program announcement
>If you send me $2500 and proof that you know what you are doing, and >you have at least 5 years experience as an ISP, then I'll send you >a nice certificate that says you are a certified ISP. Business Plan: To be an ISP. Our company will sell Internet accounts for less than $15/month. We will have lots of reliable equipment like 486 PCs and Pentium PCs. We also will have "WEB". Experience: Taco Wrapper, Taco Bell (Jan-Feb 1996) Pizza Dish Washer, Pizza Hutt (July-Dec 1995) Radar Detector Salesman, GEICO Insurance (Jan-Jun 1995) Molested Little Girls, Attica (1984-1995) Out with Good Behavior Certificat Hobbies: Eating Doritos without turning orange Lawyering (9 years of study! Effected own early release) Once sat near a computer network and it looked cool. References: John Buford Lee, Warden, Attica Prison Jim "Killer" Hidalgo, Attica Prison Leona "Stay at my hotel" Helmsley, ... >Its cheaper than taking all those CNE classes! > dave >Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1996 21:14:12 -0500 (EST) >>From: mike <[email protected]> >Subject: Re: ISP list >To: Ehud Gavron <[email protected]> >cc: Bharat Ranjan <[email protected]>, [email protected], [email protected] >Well, how about then a CIE (certified ISP Engineer) ? >anybody volunteer for CIE #1? At the Indy 500, rookies have an (R) after their name. In networking, rookies have a (CNE) after their name. >Mike Ehud
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